Twilight commentary to my commentary

I was thinking to myself last night about the Twilight commentaries on the Dvd and I had come up with this funny commentary quote from me:

About three things I was absolutely positive:
1st, Edward was a vampire.
2nd, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

And third, What the hell does 'irrevocably' mean?

Lol!

I had to put that on here, because I was laughing me socks off last night just thinking about it.