Twiham

Keeping an hamster still is like

telling a brick wall to play dead.

So, this evening I had been trying to

weigh Nessie to see how big she weighs.

'Keep still!"....

"Never!' replied Nessie, "I shall never surrender!"

"We're not role-playing tonight" asked Myst

'Alright then, pretend your walking the plank or something' ...

'No Captain Mystia! I shall never surrender' gasped Nessie

'Fine Nessie, have it your way then...' laughed Myst

"Oh no! Not the treats, its my weakness... how do you know??" cried Ness

"Oh, I just know... muhahahahaha!" cheered Myst.